Best K-pop video
Thirty-two videos. Choreography, budget, and one survivor.
Biggest pop star ever
Twenty-four careers. Only one gets to be the whole genre.
Greatest composer who ever lived
Sixteen composers. Centuries of argument, one bracket.
Most watched music video
Thirty-two videos the whole internet has already seen. Pick again.
Worst instrument for your neighbour to take up
Twenty instruments. The walls here are very thin.
Greatest hip hop track
Thirty-two videos. Sixteen bars each would take less time to argue about.
Greatest album ever recorded
Twenty-four covers you would recognise across a room.
Greatest rock song ever
Thirty-two videos, played loud. Somebody's teenage years are on the line.
Best instrument to be good at
You wake up fluent in one of these. Which one?
Greatest rapper of all time
Sixteen names. Bring receipts.
Catchiest song ever recorded
Thirty-two earworms. The winner never leaves your head again.
Greatest band of all time
Twenty-four bands. Nobody has ever settled this quietly.
Best music genre ever
Twenty-four genres. Whole identities have been built on these.