Thirty-two ways to start a morning. Only one of them survives.
Best breakfast on earth
Play as
Twenty-four boxes. Somebody is going to flip the table.
The board game that ends friendships
Twenty hairstyles. It grows back. Eventually.
Worst haircut to wake up with
Twenty rides. Fuel is a problem for later.
Your vehicle for the apocalypse
Twenty powers. Read the small print.
The superpower that sounds good until you think
Twenty survivors. Humanity is not in the bracket.
The thing most likely to outlive us
Twenty cheeses. All of them are good. That is the problem.
The cheese that smells worst
Twenty-four chains. Somebody has to say it out loud.
The fast food worth defending
Thirty-two players. This has never once been settled politely.
Greatest footballer of all time
Sixteen parks. Every one of them ruins photographs of the others.
Greatest national park
Sixteen preparations. Defend yours.
Best way to drink coffee
Twenty designs. Permanent is a very long time.
Worst tattoo to be stuck with
Twenty purchases. The gate closes in nine minutes.
Worst thing to buy at the airport
Twenty dishes. One of them is somebody's tradition.
Worst thing on the Christmas table
Twenty boxes. Milk first is a separate argument.
The cereal that deserves the crown
Twenty options and ninety seconds.
Best thing to microwave at midnight
Twenty-four creatures who owe everyone an apology.
The animal with the worst attitude
Twenty plants. Be honest with yourself.
The houseplant you'd actually keep alive
Twenty discoveries. The waiter is not coming back.
Worst thing to find in your soup
Twenty items within arm's reach. Intruders beware.
Your kitchen weapon in an emergency
Twenty flavours. Somebody in a lab thought each of these was fine.
Worst flavour of crisps
Twenty periods of history. No antibiotics in most of them.
The era you'd survive a week in
Twenty-four things. Everyone is already out. You have one trip.
What you'd grab in a house fire
Twenty-four glasses. Water is not on the list. Good luck.
The drink you're stuck with forever
Twenty options. Consider the fence height.
The dinosaur you'd keep in the garden
Twenty-four candidates. Frankly, most would do better.
The animal that should run the world
Twenty-four bottles. Only one survives the fridge door.
Condiment supremacy
Twenty snacks, one coat. Crinkly wrappers will betray you.
What you'd smuggle into a cinema
Twenty-four options. The other guy has already picked.
Your weapon for a medieval duel
Twenty-four beasts. The deposit is non-refundable.
Mythical creature you'd keep as a pet
Twenty-four visitors. Sleep well.
The bug you least want in your bed
Twenty objects. You already flinched at one of them.
Worst thing to step on barefoot
Twenty instruments. The walls here are very thin.
Worst instrument for your neighbour to take up
Twenty vegetables. One of them never comes back.
The vegetable you'd abolish
Twenty foods. All delicious. All unforgivable in public.
Worst thing to open on a crowded bus
Twenty-four options. The fridge light is on and nobody is judging.
The 3am snack
Twenty-four animals. Your landlord is reading this.
Worst pet for a small flat
Twenty-four opponents. Bare hands. Think carefully.
The animal you'd fight for a million
Thirty-two objects, ten seconds, one hand free.
What you grab when the zombies come
Thirty-two objects. You get exactly one and the boat is leaving.
One thing on a desert island
Twenty-four presents. Every one of them ends the relationship.
Worst Valentine's gift
Thirty-two books. Be honest about which ones you finished.
Best book ever written
Thirty-two things somebody thought of first.
Greatest invention
Thirty-two buildings. Architects are already typing.
Most beautiful building
Thirty-two canvases. Museums have fought over less.
Greatest painting ever
Twenty-four extinct celebrities. You had a favourite at six.
Best dinosaur
Thirty-two things from the water. Some of them should not exist.
Best sea creature
Thirty-two lives. No thumbs for most of them.
The animal you'd be reborn as
Twenty-four toppings. Yes, that one is in here.
Best pizza topping
Thirty-two things eaten standing up. The best food usually is.
Best street food
Thirty-two puddings. Nobody is counting calories in here.
Best dessert on earth
Thirty-two bowls. Slurping is encouraged.
Best noodle dish
Thirty-two dishes. The winner is the only thing you ever eat again.
One food, forever
Thirty-two badges. Loyalty is not a rational argument.
Best football club
Twenty-four drivers. Car or talent — pick your side.
Greatest F1 driver
Thirty-two careers. Rings are not the only argument.
Greatest NBA player
Twenty films. This one is going to hurt.
Best Studio Ghibli film
Thirty-two reasons to leave a light on.
Best horror film
Thirty-two futures. Most of them went badly.
Greatest sci-fi film
Twenty-four from a galaxy far, far away.
Best Star Wars character
Thirty-two capes. Powers are not the same as being good.
Greatest superhero
Thirty-two faces from thirty years of controllers.
Greatest video game character
Nineteen of them. You have had this argument since you were nine.
Greatest Pokemon
Twenty heroes. Your team needs a healer and you know it.
Best Overwatch hero
The Straw Hat crew, eight of them. Only one gets the crown.
Best Straw Hat
Thirty-two shows. Decades of arguing, one bracket.
Greatest anime series
Thirty-two earworms. The winner never leaves your head again.
Catchiest song ever recorded
Thirty-two videos the whole internet has already seen. Pick again.
Most watched music video
Thirty-two videos. Choreography, budget, and one survivor.
Best K-pop video
Thirty-two videos, played loud. Somebody's teenage years are on the line.
Greatest rock song ever
Thirty-two videos. Sixteen bars each would take less time to argue about.
Greatest hip hop track
Twenty-four games. Hours of your life, one bracket.
Greatest video game ever made
Sixteen shows. Years of your life are on the table.
Greatest TV series ever
Twenty-four drawings that outlived everyone who drew them.
Greatest animated character
Sixteen films that were never only for children.
Best animated film
Sixteen films you can hear just by reading the name.
Greatest film score ever written
Twenty-four careers. Somebody's favourite goes out in round one.
Greatest Hollywood actor
Twenty-four careers. One name left standing.
Greatest Hollywood actress
A hundred films the internet already ranked. Rank them again.
IMDb top 100: the real winner
Sixteen castles. You get the keys to exactly one.
Most beautiful castle
Sixteen islands. One boat, no return ticket.
The island you'd disappear to
Sixteen shorelines. Pick where you are standing tomorrow.
Best beach on the planet
Sixteen composers. Centuries of argument, one bracket.
Greatest composer who ever lived
Sixteen names. Bring receipts.
Greatest rapper of all time
Twenty-four careers. Only one gets to be the whole genre.
Biggest pop star ever
Twenty-four covers you would recognise across a room.
Greatest album ever recorded
Twenty-four bands. Nobody has ever settled this quietly.
Greatest band of all time
Twenty-four genres. Whole identities have been built on these.
Best music genre ever
Sixteen drinks. Order carefully; you only get one.
Best cocktail ever poured
Sixteen birds. Feathers, beaks, and strong opinions.
Prettiest bird alive
Sixteen cats. They are all judging you back.
Cutest cat breed
Twenty-four fruits. Somebody is about to be very wrong.
Tastiest fruit there is
Thirty-two countries on a plate. Pick a side.
Best national dish
Thirty-two machines. Sentiment counts as an argument.
Best car ever made
Sixteen languages. You only get to write in the winner.
The language you'd keep for life
Across every sport. Sixteen names, one argument.
Greatest athlete of all time
You wake up fluent in one of these. Which one?
Best instrument to be good at
Thirty-two places that stop people mid-sentence.
Wonder of the world
Thirty-two breeds. You will be judged on this.
Best dog breed
Sixteen enter. The winner is the only thing you get to snack on again.
One snack, forever
Not a fight. Just which one you'd rather have exist.
Which animal actually wins?
No visa paperwork, no job hunt, no goodbyes. Just pick.
Cities you'd move to tomorrow