The animal with the worst attitude

Twenty-four creatures who owe everyone an apology.

Prettiest bird alive

Sixteen birds. Feathers, beaks, and strong opinions.

The animal you'd be reborn as

Thirty-two lives. No thumbs for most of them.

Best sea creature

Thirty-two things from the water. Some of them should not exist.

Best dog breed

Thirty-two breeds. You will be judged on this.

Cutest cat breed

Sixteen cats. They are all judging you back.

Worst pet for a small flat

Twenty-four animals. Your landlord is reading this.

Best dinosaur

Twenty-four extinct celebrities. You had a favourite at six.

The animal you'd fight for a million

Twenty-four opponents. Bare hands. Think carefully.

The bug you least want in your bed

Twenty-four visitors. Sleep well.

The animal that should run the world

Twenty-four candidates. Frankly, most would do better.

The dinosaur you'd keep in the garden

Twenty options. Consider the fence height.

Which animal actually wins?

Not a fight. Just which one you'd rather have exist.